CC155: Fortune Cookie Madness

Author: UnknownEric

Date: November 22, 2002

by UnknownEric
11-22-02
You've heard the gag where people add "in bed" to the end of fortune cookie sayings, right?
Huh? I don't get it.
Here, let me show you. Mine says, "You will find what you have been looking for." In bed! Ha! Get it? What does yours say?
"You will soon wake up next to a python, a pair of rubber boots, and Russell Crowe."
In bed! See, I told you it was funny.
Please hold me.