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| Hi, I'm Squirrel, and I have myself in a bit of a predicament and was hoping for some help. | |
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| You see, Squirrel here has run up over $20,000 in credit card bills and would like you to send him money to pay them off. | |
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| I'm a very nice squirrel, I just have an uncontrollable addiction to Prada clothes and lip gloss. | |
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| So, if you'd like to help Squirrel with his debt, please send your donation to: Save Squirrel, P.O. Box 69, Uncontrollableville, MD 00000. | |
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| You think I should offer to pose nude? | |
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| Wait, Prada clothes and lip gloss? | |
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