Squirrel and Cowboy Beg For Cash On The Internet

Author: UnknownEric

Date: November 23, 2002

by UnknownEric
11-23-02
Hi, I'm Squirrel, and I have myself in a bit of a predicament and was hoping for some help.
You see, Squirrel here has run up over $20,000 in credit card bills and would like you to send him money to pay them off.
I'm a very nice squirrel, I just have an uncontrollable addiction to Prada clothes and lip gloss.
So, if you'd like to help Squirrel with his debt, please send your donation to: Save Squirrel, P.O. Box 69, Uncontrollableville, MD 00000.
You think I should offer to pose nude?
Wait, Prada clothes and lip gloss?