Ellen's Paper Part Three: Janie Saves Christmas

Author: UnknownEric

Date: November 23, 2002

by UnknownEric
11-23-02
Outta the way, pipsqueak... Janie Porche is here.
Wow. Hey, when you're done, you wanna take some Benadryl with me?
And then you plug this into this... and it's done.
You saved Christmas!
Don't forget it, bitch.