Walnuts 2: Electric Boogaloo

Author: UnknownEric

Date: March 25, 2003

by UnknownEric
3-25-03
*Sigh* Right now, my friend and confidant, Linus, is screwing the one woman I love in this miserable world.
I realize that sex alone cannot bring pure happiness, but one moment of passion with her could at least make life seem worth living...
Guess I'll go upstairs and masturbate.
Damn! And here I thought all those positions in the Kama Sutra could NEVER be replicated in real life!