Resurrecting Marvel's Ill-Fated "New Universe" Pt. 1

Author: UnknownEric

Date: May 2, 2003

by UnknownEric
5-02-03
Moe Sekshul, an unsuspecting Earthling from Pittsburgh enters the woods to enjoy the illicit pleasures of a marijuana cigarette.
Smokin' doobs, doobs, doobs...
Little does he know that Mr. D.E. Machina plans to use him to resurrect one of the great failed experiments in comic book history.
Who smokes the doobs? I smoke the doobs.
No. Not Cloak and Dagger.
Are you sure? Dagger was pretty fuckin' hot and shit...