Librarian Pick Up Lines IV: The One To Make It Compliant

Author: UnknownEric

Date: May 6, 2003

by UnknownEric
5-06-03
I'm an unemployed librarian. Wanna "give me a job"... uhh... "indexing" your "files?" Uhh... baby...
*Physician's Desk Reference
You got an infectious disease? Well, excuse me while I whip out my PDR*...
I'm not getting laid tonight, am I?
No.