CC186: A New Hope For The X-Men

Author: UnknownEric

Date: May 11, 2003

by UnknownEric
5-11-03
In the "Danger Room," Professor Xavier recieves a desperate call for help...
Oh my! President Bush has been injected with hyper drugs and is on a rampage in the streets of D.C.! But all of the X-Men are out on assignment!
Wait! Who are you?
I'm Peter Puffer, The Sparktacular Doobie Man.
Suddenly I have a craving for Funyuns.
Aah, you've discovered my mutant power.