William Shakespeare's "Bitch, Where's My Money?" Pt. 1

Author: UnknownEric

Date: May 19, 2003

by UnknownEric
5-19-03
Alas, young harlot, have thee my dosh?
Nay, vile pimp. I used my earnings to pay for my father's kidney stone operation.
Ah! Heatheness! 50% of those earnings were to be mine! We had a contract!
I thought you would react thusly. Therefore, before I confronted you, I killed your partner, Yorick.
You... blech... what??? You killed Yorick???
Do the words "autoerotic asphyxiation" mean anything to you?