CC190: Ultimate Doom

Author: UnknownEric

Date: May 31, 2003

by UnknownEric
5-31-03
What's wrong, Mr. Jesus?
I got a real bad feeling, kid, like ultimate doom is upon us.
Oh, Mr. Jesus, it's a beautiful day. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. Be happy!
You're probably right, kid. Thanks.
And a poll of American people today shows that 98% of the public believe that Creed is the greatest band in history.
Hah! I knew it!