TOBOR in "Weapons of Ass Destruction" 1

Author: UnknownEric

Date: June 20, 2003

by UnknownEric
6-20-03
TOBOR WILL WATCH TV TO PASS TIME.
In other news today, President Bush has vowed to seek out and destroy all Weapons of Mass Destruction.
WHAT? BUSH THREATENS TOBOR'S WEAPONS OF ASS DESTRUCTION?
"My fellow Amurkans, I vow to defeat all tourists..."
TOBOR WILL TEACH BUSH NOT TO MESS WITH HIM.
"...and rid the world of weapons of ass destruction..."