TOBOR's Weapons 3: No Title Needed.

Author: UnknownEric

Date: June 20, 2003

by UnknownEric
6-20-03
AHH, TOBOR WILL RELAX AFTER HIS BEWILDERING D.C. TRIP WITH SOME TELEVISION.
...and remember kids, vote Republican this fall or TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!
WHAT!?! TOBOR CORNHOLES EVERYONE, REGARDLESS OF POLITICAL AFFILIATION!
paid for by the Committee to Re-Elect The President...
THAT'S IT. TOBOR IS ON A CORNHOLING RAMPAGE AND IT'S STARTIN' AT REPUBLICAN NATIONAL HEADQUARTERS...
...stay tuned for a special all-new Fear Factor, as B-list celebrities eat their own livers for the chance to be on prime time...