Reference Questions From Another Dimension Part One

Author: UnknownEric

Date: June 26, 2003

by UnknownEric
6-26-03
These are actual reference questions. Names have been eliminated to protect the stupid and insane.
Hi, can I help you?
Yes, I'd like to know who invented the automobile... Henry Ford or me?
Hi, can I help you?
Yes, I need information to prove my theory that dentists are trying to take over Baltimore and rename all of the monuments after teeth.
Hi, can I help you?
Yes, I need to trace my genealogy. My family's originally from a secret city under the Atlantic Ocean.