Based On A True Trophy (Seriously! Look It Up!)

Author: UnknownEric

Date: August 27, 2003

by UnknownEric
8-27-03
At the Cape Cod Baseball League Awards.
And to our 2003 Champions, the Orleans Cardinals, I would now like to present the trophy known as Mycock.
ACK!
Good lord!
Aye, it's a wee trophy, innit?
Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to put that thing away.