It's the Great TOBOR, Charlie Brown (Part One).

Author: UnknownEric

Date: November 3, 2003

by UnknownEric
11-03-03
Linus, what are you doing in this deserted cemetery late at night?
I'm waiting for the Great TOBOR, Charlie Brown!
The Great TOBOR? Linus, have you been huffing your blanket?
No, No, Charlie Brown! Every year on November 8th, the Great TOBOR rises from the most sincere cemetery and cornholes all those waiting for him.
You're really fucked up, friend.
Oh, and who jacks off to pictures of the little red haired girl every night?