It's the Great TOBOR, Charlie Brown (Part Three).

Author: UnknownEric

Date: November 3, 2003

by UnknownEric
11-03-03
Linus, get your stupid ass back to our house now!
Lucy, I can't! The Great TOBOR is coming!
God, every year I have to hear about this Great TOBOR! You're the laughing stock of the neighborhood, Linus. Why can't you believe in Santa Claus like the rest of us?
Santa Claus, what does he do?
Watches you year round in your most private moments, then, if you're good, breaks into your house, eats your cookies and leaves a present or two.
Wow, where do I sign up. And in case the sarcasm wasn't evident, let me emphasize that I was being sarcastic.