FTCX: The Santa and Paris Chain.

Author: UnknownEric

Date: November 24, 2003

by UnknownEric
11-24-03
So what would you like for Christmas, little boy?
A belt sander!
What would you like for Christmas, little girl?
Matches!
What would you like for Christmas, Paris Hilton?
I would like... hey, is that a video camera?