FTC 13: It's A Dead Man's Party...

Author: UnknownEric

Date: December 10, 2003

by UnknownEric
12-10-03
Boy, this year is going to be an interesting one.
Why, boss? Production is through the roof, and morale has never been better since we all switched to Geico.
That's just it. The Naughty Index is up to 89% this year! We're overstocked!
Holy Jizz Turrets, Santa! What are we going to do?
So instead of just giving toys to slightly naughty kids, the dumb bastard has me reanimate the dead.
Shut up and gimme my Hokey Pokey Elmo.