Because I had to (or) Two cliches with one stone.

Author: UnknownEric

Date: January 16, 2004

by UnknownEric
1-16-04
Takin' a walk on a luvverly day...
RAAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!
I don't think so, bub.
RAAAR! AND WHY NOT?
Aha! It is me, Jesus!
raaaar.