Half-Time Apocalypse, Vol. I

Author: UnknownEric

Date: February 2, 2004

by UnknownEric
2-02-04
In breaking news, we're bringing you team coverage of the growing controversy that is Janet Jackson's titty.
We now go live to Betty Humpter, who's out in the field right now. Betty?
Hugh, the chaos you see behind me gives a sinister new meaning to the phrase, "Hey, those are pretty big!"