Half-Time Apocalypse, Vol. II

Author: UnknownEric

Date: February 2, 2004

by UnknownEric
2-02-04
I'm here with one of the rioters right now. Sir, can you tell me what made you go on this spree?
Well, Betty, I've dealt with a lot... the government lying about Iraq...
... losing my job to downsizing, our civil rights being diminished...
...but when I saw Janet's booby on TV, it just destroyed everything I've been living for.