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| Hi, I'm President George W. Bush. Recently a Massachusetts court ruled in favor of gay marriage. | |
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| Being a person who lives his life based on some stuff written in a poorly translated book, this offends me. | |
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| So I'm coming out in favor of a constitutional amendment that guarantees that nothing that offends me will EVER happen in the United States. | |
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