Sad But True

Author: UnknownEric

Date: February 6, 2004

by UnknownEric
2-06-04
Hi, I'm President George W. Bush. Recently a Massachusetts court ruled in favor of gay marriage.
Being a person who lives his life based on some stuff written in a poorly translated book, this offends me.
So I'm coming out in favor of a constitutional amendment that guarantees that nothing that offends me will EVER happen in the United States.