The Passion of the Chris

Author: UnknownEric

Date: February 28, 2004

by UnknownEric
2-28-04
Hi, I'm Chris. I was told I was needed for something...
Yes, yes... would you like to relieve people of their sins?
Relieve? Dude, I'm not sure what you're talking about.
You'll be famous! Worshipped! A movie star!
Moh.