My New Anti-Telemarketing Strategy

Author: UnknownEric

Date: March 24, 2004

by UnknownEric
3-24-04
*No telemarketer has EVER correctly pronounced my last name. It's not that hard. Neffke. Pronounced Neff-key. Simple.
Hello?
Yes, can I speak to Eric Neh-Neh-Neh-Nefferkissius?*
I'm sorry, we're closed.
Oh, I'm sorry, is this a place of business?
No.
*CLICK*