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Author: UnknownEric

Date: April 16, 2004

by UnknownEric
4-16-04
sung to the tune of Crowded House's "Better Be Home Soon."
I've been alone too long and I need some affection...
...but you have a floppy schlong that can't get an erection...
...and you know I'm tiiiiiiiiiight, still you can't get it upright... that's why I tell yoooooouuuu...
...you'd better get hard soon...