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sung to the tune of Crowded House's "Better Be Home Soon."
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| I've been alone too long and I need some affection... | |
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| ...but you have a floppy schlong that can't get an erection... | |
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| ...and you know I'm tiiiiiiiiiight, still you can't get it upright... that's why I tell yoooooouuuu... | |
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| ...you'd better get hard soon... | |
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