Unknown Eric - Buffalo News Concert Critic 1995

Author: UnknownEric

Date: April 21, 2004

by UnknownEric
4-21-04
Eric, I'm glad I ran into you. I love your reviews, but could you... uhhh... simplify them a little?
What do you mean?
*Actual excerpt from a Civ concert review of mine.
Well, take this excerpt: "The band repeatedly strained to escape the dulling mediocrity of its chosen genre, but the perils of pop-punk prevented them from achieving any sort of pop transcendence."*
Yeah? What's wrong with it?
No one can figure out what it means.
So?