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| Eric, I'm glad I ran into you. I love your reviews, but could you... uhhh... simplify them a little? | |
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*Actual excerpt from a Civ concert review of mine.
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| Well, take this excerpt: "The band repeatedly strained to escape the dulling mediocrity of its chosen genre, but the perils of pop-punk prevented them from achieving any sort of pop transcendence."* | |
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| Yeah? What's wrong with it? | |
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| No one can figure out what it means. | |
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