More Crappy Adverts

Author: UnknownEric

Date: April 23, 2004

by UnknownEric
4-23-04
Honey, did you eat my last Lean Pocket?
Holy crap. Am I that big of a dumbass that I (a) didn't notice the different label design AND the significantly different taste and (b) that I just indiscriminately eat things that aren't mine?
Uhhh... no, I haven't seen them anywhere.
Then what's that sauce all around your mouth?
YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!!! NOTHING!!! NOTHING!!!!!