FTC33: You're Cornholed!

Author: UnknownEric

Date: April 29, 2004

by UnknownEric
4-29-04
RAAAAAR! TOBOR COME TO CORNHOLE!!!!
Holy Powdered Hyena Semen! How'd you get in here?
TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WELCOME MAT. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOBOR, THE RED ROBOT RUMP RAPIST?
I don't believe I have.
I should have listened to my agent. I said, "Noooo... I'm not doing the Apprentice. TOBOR is above reality TV..."
There there. You can still get on "The Swan."