Generic Science Fiction Film Exciting Conclusion

Author: UnknownEric

Date: April 29, 2004

by UnknownEric
4-29-04
Where am I? Ehh, I appear to be in some underground bunker. And from the newspaper conveniently laying on the floor, I'd say it's in Berlin.
Why is my shlong on the ground. Why... it's killed itself!
Oh, the lack of irony!