Campaign 2004: Project "Siphon Bush's Votes"

Author: UnknownEric

Date: May 5, 2004

by UnknownEric
5-05-04
I got it! I got it! I figured out a foolproof way to get Bush out of office!
Oh God. What is it?
Well, when Nader ran as an unabashed leftist last election, some people felt he siphoned off votes from Gore. So I'll run as a cartoonish conservative and siphon Bush's support!
Let's hear your campaign platform.
Okay, for starters, everybody who isn't white, Christian and pro-life will get deported to Mexico.
Good thing I speak Spanish.