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| I can't find the International Journal of Really Obscure Fiberoptics on your shelf! | |
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| We don't carry that journal. | |
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| Because we have an incredibly shrinking budget and we'd rather spend it on journals people might actually use more than once a century. | |
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| But I really really want it... | |
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| Excuse me while I make the universal "whacking off" gesture with my hand. | |
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