The Revenge of Eric the Angry Librarian

Author: UnknownEric

Date: May 10, 2004

by UnknownEric
5-10-04
I need this article from the "Journal of the Society of Southwest Nigerian Microbiology."
I'm sorry, we don't carry that.
Oh, but you'll be getting it in soon, right?
No. We don't carry that journal at all.
Oh my God, what kind of library is this?
The kind that exists in the real world and not the magical sha-la-la land of fairies and obscure texts you have in your mind.