Eric the Angry Librarian At Home

Author: UnknownEric

Date: May 10, 2004

by UnknownEric
5-10-04
Can you clean the guinea pigs' cage?
In a minute, hon. I'm playing Grand Theft Auto.
Why do you like that stupid game so much?
Because, unlike in real life, I can open fire into a crowd of library patrons anytime I want, or hurl a molotov cocktail at politicians cutting our budget.
Wait a minute... library patrons? Budget cutting politicians?
I like to assign meaning to my quarry.