If pornography were like wrestling (not safe for anyone)...

Author: UnknownEric

Date: June 2, 2004

by UnknownEric
6-02-04
Hello and welcome to PenetrationMania 2004! I'm Dick Gently here with my co-host, The American Splooge.
This is going to be a great night of sucking and fucking, Dick. I'm glad to be here to witness it.
In our first match, we have Sally McMinge versus Ron Jeremy in an "anal blowout" match.
That's right, Dick. I think we'll see some hard fucking in that one.
And in the Oral Class, we have a tag-team match of eight men vs. Natasha Suxx.
I'm glad we're behind plastic for that match, Dick.