Luann: Under New Management

Author: UnknownEric

Date: June 21, 2004

by UnknownEric
6-21-04
Mom, I need to talk to you...
Sure honey, what's wrong?
I had a drunken one night stand with Aaron and now I'm pregnant.
WHAT?!?!?!
Just kidding. Actually I'm a crack addict.
Phew... well, as long as you're not pregnant...