A Naked Man In A Clothed Body (3)

Author: UnknownEric

Date: July 12, 2004

by UnknownEric
7-12-04
At the local newspaper.
Boss! Boss! I have tomorrow's front page scoop! There's a fully clothed man going around telling people he's naked!
That's the most exciting thing since that circus midget stopped by the local malt shop!
We should just kill ourselves.
I'll get the pills.