Eric the Angry Librarian in Attack of the Clowns.

Author: UnknownEric

Date: July 19, 2004

by UnknownEric
7-19-04
Fine Arts Department, can I help you?
Yes, I want you to find me the sheet music for a song I heard once about 60 years ago. All I remember is that it had something to do with hats.
Hello?
Yeah, uhh... have you tried calling Miss Cleo yet? Because this is a library, not a goddamn mind reading service.
*CLICK*