It's My Birthday, and I'll Cry if I Want To

Author: UnknownEric

Date: August 10, 2004

by UnknownEric
8-10-04
Hey, I hear it's your birthday! How old are you?
*mumble mumble*
What was that?
I'm 29, okay? 29! One more year before they have to shoot me and send me to the glue factory!
Sorry I asked...
I mean, 30 for a rock and roller is like death, only worse! It's death where you have to keep living!