Some Theories On Why Boorite Lacks Basic Pantage.

Author: UnknownEric

Date: August 24, 2004

by UnknownEric
8-24-04
The Commercial Audition Theory
Your vacuum cleaner ate my pants. There was nuthin' I could do...
I'm sorry, we decided to go with Dave Chappelle.
The Fashion Forward Theory
It's all the rage in Paris.
Wow, I'm going to lose my pants too!
The Painful Rash Theory
You see what I got for my fie dollah?
No refunds, no exchange.