Eric the Angry Librarian and the Real Phone Call

Author: UnknownEric

Date: August 24, 2004

by UnknownEric
8-24-04
Three minutes ago.
Hello, Fine Arts Department. Can I help you?
Yes, I have a painting by an artist named Peter Karsch.
Would you like information about the artist?
No, I'd like information about the artist.
Hello?