CC256: The 1901 Pan-American Exposition

Author: UnknownEric

Date: September 3, 2004

by UnknownEric
9-03-04
In 1901, the then-booming city of Buffalo hosted an exposition featuring all of the exciting advances of the day.
Let us hold an exposition!
Hoorah!
They invited President McKinley, who was then shot in the Temple of Music by an anarchist named Leon Czolgosz.
Now you will die.
Oh dear.
But really, it was all a show to allow McKinley to go into hiding, where he remains to this day with Elvis, Andy Kaufman and Jim Morrison.
You're king of WHAT again?
The lizard king, bitch.