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Your school books tell you that the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand was one of the flashpoints that led to World War I.
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What they don't tell you is that he was murdered by Lee Harvey Oswald in association with the Masons, the Temperance Guild, and radical Unitarians.
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| Our secret plan is a success! | |
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Much like the current unwillingness to admit that John Ashcroft is an cornholing robot designed by the CIA.
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| RAAAAR! ASHCROFT WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!! | |
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| Not tonight, I've got a headache. | |
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