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Author: UnknownEric

Date: October 5, 2004

by UnknownEric
10-05-04
Hi everybody, I'm Jesus. You might remember me from the New Testament or Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ.
It has recently come to my attention that many people are not properly worshipping on the Sabbath.
So this Sunday, remember that Jesus says, "You better eat me!"