Ask Jesus: It's Totally Sacrilicious!

Author: UnknownEric

Date: October 5, 2004

by UnknownEric
10-05-04
Jesus, I've recently convinced my girlfriend to go down on me...
Congratulations!
Thanks, but... the problem is, she won't... you know...
Ah my son, I have the same problem. Women will eat my body and drink my blood...
...but they STILL won't swallow my semen.