The Debates, Vol. 2: Kerry has no platform.

Author: UnknownEric

Date: October 5, 2004

by UnknownEric
10-05-04
Mr. President, how would you improve the economy?
Well, I certainly WOULDN'T anally rape a penguin.
Senator Kerry, what would you do?
I'd do EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE of what he said.
Oh wait... shit...