This one works no matter who wins tomorrow.

Author: UnknownEric

Date: November 1, 2004

by UnknownEric
11-01-04
Hey, who won the election?
Let me put it this way: For the next four years, we'll be led by a priviledged douchebag beholden to special interests who couldn't give a rat's ass about your common Joe.
So who won the election?