The Rise and Fall of Aynis Hertz, Rock Star (Part One)

Author: UnknownEric

Date: December 29, 2004

by UnknownEric
12-29-04
and the dragon comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!! Thank you!
Backstage.
Oy, mate. 'Oo are you, then?
I'm Leif Garrett. I'm starting my own record label and I want you to be my first signing!
Blimey! No way!
Yes, research shows young people want a rock star who sucks even harder than Scott Stapp.