The Rise and Fall of Aynis Hertz, Rock Star (Part Two)

Author: UnknownEric

Date: December 29, 2004

by UnknownEric
12-29-04
In the studio.
Aynis Hertz? Hi, I'm Gus Dudgeon, I'll be producing your album.
Gus Dudgeon. Why is your name so familiar?
I produced a lot of Elton John's 70s records.
Elton John! He gets all the minge, don't he?
I said... He gets all the minge, don't he?