The Rise and Fall of Aynis Hertz, Rock Star (Part Four)

Author: UnknownEric

Date: December 29, 2004

by UnknownEric
12-29-04
I'm sorry to have to do this Aynis, but I'm dropping you from the label.
But my album just came out yesterday!
Yes, and it's sold exactly 2 copies so far.
That's a start, innit?
Aynis, you're being outsold by a CD of vomiting sound effects.
Yeah, but my music is CAUSING that vomiting!