"Naked Came The Stripper" Chapter Nine

Author: UnknownEric

Date: January 6, 2005

by UnknownEric
1-06-05
It was then that the truth hit me like a brick thrown from the hand of a cartoon mouse.
boorite?
Yes. I am your father.
It was a hard truth, one that left me reeling for a good five seconds before my senses returned.
So that's why I had no pants. I don't wear any!
Exactly, my son. Members of the Boo Tang Clan have no need for such trivialities as pants.
But still, questions filled my mind that needed to be asked.
Why is that again?
If you have to ask, you're not ready to know, son.