BOTMAN: Year One

Author: UnknownEric

Date: January 22, 2005

by UnknownEric
1-22-05
Upon witnessing his best friend's co-worker's mother's grandma murdered while he was trying to cornhole her...
Ooh, looks like I'm dead!
NOOOOOOOOOO!
...TOBOR decides to use his scientific genius and telescoping wang to fight crime in Gotdam City...
Alfred, did that shipment of adult novelties come in so I can finish making my "naughty mace?"
Yes, Master TOBOR.
...he is... THE BOTMAN.
RAAAAR! BOTMAN will JUSTICE you!
The hell does that mean?